Friday, July 03, 2009

HALITOSIS CAUSES AND CURES.






We all have had it at one time or another.The infamous dragon! Nothing says hello like some stank breath.I remember when i was in high school my economics teacher Mr. Bauer HAD THE MOST OBSCENE BREATH.I mean i had to cover my face and breathe out my mouth when he would explain an assignment and he used to like to get up in your face to add insult to injury.
And what's up with that?Why do people who's breath stink love to whisper thats the worst thing you could do because when you whisper it actually heats your breath up and we know heat and funk aint a good mixture.They like to get right up in your ear and use words that only start with H to intensify the stench talkin bout" hello how are hyou its hot in here"No yo breath


Is hot infact someone need to punch you in the mouth with a mint glove lol.Fortunately there is a cure for bad breath it's as simple as brushing flossing and i can't stress this enough brushing your tongue.If that doesn't work check your diet a poor diet can contribute to stank breath and please if your breath is rank don't come trying to rap in my ear whispering!

SOME USEFUL CONDESCENDING PHRASES

1)Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2)The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3)I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4)Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5)I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6)I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7)What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8)I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9)I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10)I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11)It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12)No, my powers can only be used for good.
13)How about never? Is never good for you?
14)I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
15)You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
16)I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
17)I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
18)I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
19)Who me? I just wander from room to room.
20)My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
21)It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
22)At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
23)You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
24)I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
25)Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

DAVES REVENGE!

SHAKA ZULA



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RIP Henry Cele he depicted one of the many great warriors from the mother land shaka zulu. shaka changed warfare in his era and held the colonial oppressors in check even when the british fought with cannons and guns! a great warrior indeed! BAYETE INKOSI BAYETE INKOSI = SALUTE TO THE KING (CHIEF)
SHAKA TRAINS THE WARRIORS.

BIG MAMA BUSTS THAT ASS TRYIN TO BE CUTE!


Damn baby next time just stay in one place when you give me that sexxy dance ok?

PHYLLIS HYMAN REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE





Phyllis had that style very few entertainers have in this era she will be truly missed.

BANG OUT LET'S RIDE!!!


If you never rode a motorcycle or a wheelie for that matter this is what it feels like trust me.He bangs out the wheelie after he passes the tolls.