Thursday, August 07, 2008

QUEEN OF CALIFORNIA


Califia (aka Calafia) is the name of a legendary Black Amazon warrior queen, associated with the mythical Island of California.


The U.S. state of California is thought by some to be named after Queen Califia (see Origin of the name California).


The legend of Queen Califia appears to date back to the novel Las sergas de Esplandián (The Adventures of Esplandián), written around 1510 by the Spanish writer Garci Rodríguez de Montalvo:


"It is known that to the right of the Indies there exists an island called California very near the terrestrial paradise;

and peopled by black women among whom there was not a single man since they lived in the way of the Amazons.


They had beautiful robust bodies, spirited courage and great strength.


Their island was the most impregnable in the world with its cliffs and headlands and rocky coasts.


Their weapons were all of gold
. . . because in all the island there was no metal except gold.


And there ruled over that island of California a queen of majestic proportions, more beautiful than all others, and in the very vigor of her womanhood.


She was not petite, nor blond, nor golden-haired. She was large, and black as the ace of clubs. But the prejudice of color did not then exist even among the most brazen-faced or the most copper-headed.


For, as you shall learn, she was reputed the most beautiful of women;

and it was she, O Californias!

who accomplished great deeds, she was valiant and courageous and ardent with a brave heart, and had ambitions to execute nobler actions than had been performed by any other ruler — Queen Califia."


This document helped to precipitate the Spanish hunt for gold in North America.


In 1536 when the explorer Hernán Cortés landed with his crew in what is known today as Baja California, they believed that they had arrived in Califia's land.


A portion of the original of this document Las sergas de Esplandián was translated by Edward Everett Hale for The Antiquarian Society, and the story was printed in the Atlantic Monthly magazine in 1864.


[1] By 1770, the entire Pacific coast controlled by Spain had been given the name California, and the Spanish speaking people who lived there were called Californios.

Contents [hide]
1 California Amazons
2 The Spirit of California
3 Footnotes
4 External links



[edit] California Amazons


Dora Beale Polk, The Island of California,:


A History of the Myth, page 126: "In describing his California Amazons as "mujeres negras" Montalvo was following the color prejudices of the period.


In his time, and in some places still, black describes any complexion other than white. John Mandeville describes a tribe neighboring his Amazons as "black enough and more than black . . . and they be clept Moors.


When the explorers met the inhabitants of what they believed was "Ind," they lumped them automatically into the dark-skinned category of their crude "we/they" classification.


Attitudes from the New World, the Crusades, and the invasion of the Moors were fused in Montalvo's California Amazons."[2]


Mural of Queen Califia and her Amazons in the Room of the Dons at the Mark Hopkins Hotel, San Francisco, CaliforniaA 1926 portrayal of Queen Califia and her Amazons is found in a mural in the Room of the Dons at the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco, California.


It was created for the opening of the hotel in 1926 by Maynard Dixon[3] and Frank Von Sloun.


[edit] The Spirit of California
Golden Dreams is a 23-minute film narrated by Whoopi Goldberg as "Califia" showing the history of California through several recreated scenes.


The attraction is at Disney's California Adventure at the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California. It opened with the park on February 8, 2001.

It stars Whoopi Goldberg as Califia, the Queen of California.

The Spirit of California, Califia, depicted in a mural on the show building of the Golden Dreams attraction at Disney's California Adventure.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

TORNADO IS CHASING IDIOTS CHASING IT IF THAT MAKES SENSE!


They will bite the bullet if they keep this up!

KERI HILSON'S RAP UP COVER SHOOT AND VID WITH HER AND NAS "HERO"


This chick is the hottest in the game right now.



YOU SEE THAT ALL WHITE 2008 AUDI R8 GOTTA LOVE IT OH AND KERI IS BANGIN!

WHITE RICE,CHICKEN, AND GRAVY THATS THE OLD FASHION WAY A WOMAN GOT THICK "PLASTIC SURGERY"






Is it me or is every women gettin thick now a days i mean back in 1987 i didn't see half as many thick women as i see now.
I know some are turning to plastic surgery while others take hormone enhancements.But there is nothing like a naturally thick woman hips ass and yitties a perfect combo knock out..... Fakeness is spreading like a disease now. Most women say i want a "real" man but cant match a brotha with the same realness. I see artificial beings walkin around everyday that create false personalities equipped with butt implants hair pieces acrylic nails five inch heels nose jobs silicon breast implants etc...
A brotha like me just got lotion and a witty personality (Handsome features of course)But my point is lady's if you want to attract and keep a real man like myself start with your self lay off the plastics i love a natural women with a natural nose,lips,ass,yitties,nails,height,hair,etc... Leave the plastic for the bag boy at the super market ya feel me lady's.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

KOBE AND LEBRON SIT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW TEAM U.S.A "ROAD TO REDEMPTION" Olympics Beiging


We about blow tha do's of any and everybody chuuch!

100 OPPORTUNITIES TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS WITH USELESS FACTS.

1. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

2. Women take three times longer than men when using the toilet.

3. During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

4. The longest word in the English language, with all of the letters in alphabetical order is “Almost”.

5. Between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India.

6. A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them.

7. There is 293 different ways to give back change on a dollar.

8. A giraffe’s heart weighs an incredible 24 pounds.

9. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

10. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

11. An average person farts 16 times a day.

12. 3% of pet owners give Valentine’s gifts to their pets on Valentine’s Day.

13. According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

14. After a person dies there nails and hair continues to grow.

15. Dolphins and Humans are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.

16. In a year, an average person uses the toilet 2500 times.

17. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

18. The human heart produces enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

19. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.

20. Cat urine glows under a black-light.

21. A giraffe can lick it’s own ears.

22. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

23. A snake charmer in Bangladesh once found 3,500 poisonous cobras and their eggs hidden underneath the floors of two suburban homes.

24. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

25. There have been over fifty million Mr. Potato Heads sold since it came out in 1952.

26. The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

27. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

28. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

29. 53% of women in America would dump their boyfriend if they did not get them anything for Valentine’s Day.

30. The clown fish has the ability to change its sex. If a breeding female dies, the male fish will change its sex and mate with another male.

31. Three years of a person’s life is spent on the toilet.

32. The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death.

33. A human can not kiss his elbow with his lips. Also 96 % of people who reads this information are compelled to try this.

34. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.

35. More people are kill by falling coconuts every year then sharks attack.

36. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

37. On average, 100 people die from falling coconuts every year.

38. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

39. Five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

40. Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.

41. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

42. Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

43. There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo.

44. Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.

45. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

46. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

47. Annually Americans eat 45 million turkeys at Thanksgiving.

48. Jews, on average, have a 0.2cm longer nose than the rest of the population.

49. There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

50. 27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.

51. Between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India.

52. Australian Graham Barker extracted his own belly button fluff every day for 18 years acquiring a record-breaking amount of fluff. He hopes to accumulate enough fluff to stuff a pillow.

53. 1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.

54. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

55. Every year about 7 people gets killed by sharp objects in the dishwasher.

56. A duck’s quack does not echo.

57. An eyelash lasts 150 days

58. 45% of Americans don’t know that the sun is a star.

59. Approximately one out of every 55 women from Canada give birth in their car on the way to the hospital or clinic.

60. Approximately 100,000 people get married in Las Vegas each year.

61. “Bookkeeper” is the only word in the english language that has 3 letters that consecutively repeat.

62. 31% of employees skip lunch entirely.

63. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).

64. If you unfolded and flattened a set of human lungs they would cover a tennis court.

65. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

66. Squirrels cannot contract rabies.

67. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

68. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

69. It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off.

70. Polar bears are left-handed.

71. In the gyms they called Jennifer Lopez “La Guitarra” because her body curved like a guitar.

72. Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

73. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

74. About 90% of Americans view themselves as being shy.

75. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

76. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.

77. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

78. A snail can sleep for three years.

79. The world record for finishing the Rubik’s cube is 16.5 seconds.

80. A kangaroo can only jump if its tail is touching the ground.

81. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

82. The largest number of children born to one woman, who was a Russian peasant is 69.

83. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

84. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

85. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar.

86. John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

87. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

88. On average, the Pentagon uses 666 rolls of toilet paper in one day.

89. You lose 60 hairs a day.

90. Close to 73% of girls in Bangladesh are married by age 18.

91. 50% of female polar bears also have a penis.

92. The average length of an orgasm for a pig is 30 minutes.

93. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

94. During their periods womens middle fingers shrink. No one knows why.

95. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

96. When the divorce rate goes up in the United States, toy makers report that the sale of toys also rise.

97. Americans, on average, spend 18% of his or her income on transportation as compared to only 13% spent on food.

98. There are more pigs than humans in Denmark.

99. Every three seconds a baby is born somewhere in the world.

100. 75% of people will believe any made up statistic.


It's obvious that all of these so called facts are not true but still fun conversation pieces non the less.

MICHAEL JORDIN MESSIN AROUND WITH THE KIDS SAYS KOBE COULDN'T STOP HIM.


Mike still got it!